TEAM KATS AND DOGS MAIN ROUND MASTERPOST
I want everybody to take a good look at all the wonderful things all the talented individuals on Team JadeKat created for the main part of of HSO. 13th place! WHOO!
Illustrators will be mentioned in order of appearance (roughly)!
Rolling in the Deep: The Struggles of Karkat Vantas Author/Illustrator: [x]
(We also had a great fic by [x] but it has vanished into the bowels of google docs. Go check her out anyway!)
Thank you to the HSO mods for running a helluva competition.
here is my greatest creation… TROLL COUNTRY BUFFET. the signless is pissed he isn’t on a hot date with grandpa and crabdad.
I was the programmer for the team. I did make this though. and also Jade’s sprite.
from our jadekat hso game. go play it. again.
my part in our teams awesome hso entry.
(plus a bonus picture because I drew it for the final piece and then uploaded it in the wrong place OOPS)
for HSO bonus round 3: retro gaming.
I hope ya’ll have experienced the wonder of storybook weaver in your life. otherwise, that is very depressing.
YOUR NAME IS JANE CROCKER: SEX MACHINE.
YOU’VE JUST HAD A SHITHOLE OF A DAY, A DAY THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO GRAB IT BY THE BALLS AND RIP. YOU MESSED UP YOUR CONFESSION TO THAT PUSSY ACROSS FROM YOU, YOUR DAD COULD BE IN NORTH KOREA FOR ALL YOU KNOW, DIRK IS FUCKING YELLING IN YOUR EAR ABOUT SOME SHIT, AND THERE’S THESE TITTY-FUCKIN’ RED LINES EVERYWHERE.
TT: Jane, what are you doing here?
TT: You can’t escape the miles!
GG: Sheesh, I guess you’re right.
GG: Maybe you can’t escape them…
GG: BUT YOU CAN CRUSH THEM.
DIRK OBVIOUSLY DOES NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR ENORMOUS STRENGTH. HOW HARD IS IT TO GET A LITTLE DAMN RESPECT FROM SOME MOTHERFUCKERS?
YOU ALL BETTER RECOGNISE THE CROCKER COCK DESTROYER, YOU PIECES OF SHIT.
>START PUNCHING. EVERYWHERE.
full adventure is here if you are interested.
Banners for HSO, one for team Peep Peep Meow, and one for team Janey’s Dad.
Second banner is a parody of: http://movieposters.2038.net/p/Lolita_4.jpg
[image: banner for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics, featuring Nepeta carrying a HSO 2012 pennant]
Sign-ups are now open for the second annual Homestuck Shipping Olympics! (Make sure to read the Wank Policy before signing up.)
The HSO is an event that brings fans together to create awesome stuff and hang out with new people. You can find out more by reading the Info Post and FAQ. Please only sign up if you can be polite and respectful about other ships; we enforce the Wank Policy very strictly. Sign-ups will be open from now until June 2, 2012.
Furthermore, if you reblog this post AND leave a comment on the Dreamwidth pregaming promotional post with the link, you can earn 5 points for your team!
not art, but I’m gettin’ myself some team points!